SNLmocks Trump press conference: 'I am not talking about the pee-pee'

Hold on to your tits and bits because we have got 3 Doors Down.

Also fromAmericas Got Talent, weve got Jackie whats-her-face.

Best of all, weve got the one Rockette with the least money in her savings.

(Jackie Evancho will sing the national anthem at Trumps inauguration.)

They will all be at my inauguration courtesy of Madame Tussauds.

Hey, uh, ABC News.

Id like to ask you about your big Russian pee-pee party, saidSNLcast member Pete Davidson.

I am not talking about the pee-pee because it didnt happen.

It wasnt as cool as it sounds, Baldwins Trump responded.

I want to talk about whats really important, which is jobs.

Because I am going to bring back a thick stream of jobs to this country.

The biggest, strongest, steadiest stream youve ever seen.

This country will be literally showered with jobs.

Because I am a major whiz at jobs.

This will be a golden opportunity for me as president to make a big splash.

Now whos with me?

I know youre in.

Youre in, youre in, youre in, youre in, youre in.

(The last few variations of youre in sounded like urine as spoken by Baldwin.)

Watch a clip from the cold open above.