You guys, its… One Direction!
No, Paul Rudd!
Wait, no, Kristen Wiig!

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…Bill Brasky?!?!?!
None of this is Paul Rudds fault.
or you thought, Well, its 12:55 a.m., so… (Or maybe not.)
The former was uninspired whohasntcracked a joke about Michelangelos Davids, er, shortcomings before?
Still, the songs catchy, and the boys sure can smolder and work the cameras.
(Speaking of which, how does Strong do it?
Appear in so many sketchesanddo Weekend Update?
Theres the real headscratcher.)
Tonight, finally its the Paul Rudd show.
He then turns around only to see that One Direction has been standing behind him the whole time.
Speaking of the opening monologue, how delightful was Nine Directions Afternoon Delight?
And how spectacular was Steve Carells takedown of One Direction?
Why dont you kids go sit on Santas lap and ask Santa for a pair of balls.
Oof, Steve, thats just harsh.
c’mon send all tweets for Al Sharpton to his office in New York, NY loo-11.
Is this for your daughter?
Her name is, uhh, Dan Charles.
Shes not a gold digger, she works at a silver mine.
Its not Duncan, its Dunkin, like Dunkin Donuts.'
And for being the only member apparently awake during their second performance, Through the Dark.
I dont think I should do this one after the audience when full b-tch over the Snoopy joke.
Essencecalls it the Macklemore of movies.
More Nasim Pedrad, just!
Tell the truth: Anyone want an excerpt from Cecily StrongsThe Lady Who Just Squeezed It a Bunch?