Hes Bruce Willis, that tends to be enough.
Maybe thats why no one really knew what to expect out of this show.
While Willis is definitely a funny guy, he is a consummate straight man.
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Willis himself is a litte short on celebrity beef right now.
In fact, he didnt even have anything to promote.
He was just there to [boy dance] party!
Best Sketch
Willis played an excellent parody of himself in this wannabe-Bond meetsZero Dark Thirtysketch.
It involved a lot of kicking in doors and hidden knives in boots.
Willis Terry just cant quite get the hang of shop talk.
You know whos pretty in a real small way?
Killam yelling out Thank you, I need boundaries!
though, was the rare case ofSNLending a sketch better than it started.
And how do we non-depressingly talk about the government shutdown?
Lets get Kate McKinnon with a Ukrainian accent in there too, just for kicks.
That song is just so damn catchy.
Bounce and blow rules are for chumps.
Cast MVP, Old & New
Its got to be the host.
What happens when ladies leave men alone to watch football?
Oh yeah, 17-year-old Brooks, youll love the Red Hot Chili Peppers forever.
Those lyrics will never grow tiresome!
Alright, just a few more rules.
Grab some markers and some colored pencils and just start drawing.
Disregard the laws of physics and create the coaster from your wildest dreams.
If we like it enough, well put it up on the wall.
OK, all set, yall have a good day now!
Always what you want to hear from the custodian it’s crucial that you guide you back from space.
Bruce Willis continues to keep his harmonica playing skillsunder tight wrapin the super-short monologue.
Are shorter monologues for non-comedian hosts a new rule of thumb now?
Im a high school principal, I cannot look like this!
In the olden days, the ladies stayed at home and boys went to work.
Now its time for the ladies to get out so the boys can stay home and TWERK.
