We dont need to be scolded!
No such luck on this show.
His existence, at this point, has got to be the best joke theShamelesswriting staff has ever pitched.
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And yet here he is, still breathing.
Frank is officially trolling all of us.
Fionahas given herself a bit of a makeover in her latest attempt at caring about herself before everyone else.
Lipis fresh out of rehab and Professor Youens picks him up.
NEXT: Whos going to wash my back?
Kevin, V, and Svetlanahave turned their threesomes into a fully polyamorous relationship.
Ianis doing well with work, but having issues with trusting Caleb.
They seem to be living together happily in Calebs apartment and have a nice routine of their own.
Lip seems to think his alcoholism was a fluke and everything will be fine with some parameters.
Controlled chaos, if you will.
Speaking of Kevin and V, this episode revealed Svetlana is a secret math whiz.
When V cant balance their books, Svetlana steps in and wows everyone with her quick calculations.
Later, V asks Svetlana to work on some of her and Kevs personal finances.
Premium child care isnt cheap!
Then we have Carl.
Carl is hell-bent on getting circumcised because he thinks its affecting his sex life with Dominique.
No word on what Dominiques dad thinks about all of this.
Finally, episode 1 wraps up with Ian.
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