Let me get this straight.
You waited in line to get tickets to a play you already hated.
And then you watched it for three hours.
With Seth and Amy on MeyersLate Night.
You have to get out there and yell at a play.
Youve made actors so upset, that Daniel Day-Lewis has quit now.
You made Lincoln quit!
Added Meyers with incredulity, And really, if this portrayal was offensive to anyone, its Caesar.
Caesar was beloved by the Roman Empire.
To put it another way, he won the popular vote.
He was so popular we dont use his name for pizza, we use it for pizza-pizza.
The only thing Caesar and Trump have in common is they both have casinos named after them.
I dont think it was offensive to have a Donald Trump Caesar, but it was a little hacky.
Tell me about the rabbits, Mike.
I hear theyre the best rabbits.'
Liberals cannot be hypocrites when it comes to free speech.
Neither can conservatives, Poehler said.
And using my free speech, Id like to say, you suck, Ted Nugent.
And Cat Scratch Fever is such a dumbass, stupid song, you dick!
There, now you have three things to Google.
Added Poehler, Guess what, bro?
You cant burn Hillary at the stake.
Shes already been burned twice.
My bitch is Teflon now!
