John returns from his business trip, while Eric and Amanda discover a shocking secret

Hes baaaack!

How convenient, right?

Someone else whos not really making things better: Melanie.

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(I feel that, Melanie.)

(That was a lie, btw.)

Thats when Neil confesses hes in love with Amanda.

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They were together back in the day, but obviously, he messed things up.

But thats not important right now.

That turns out to be a lie because, duh, what show are you watching?

Meanwhile, Patrick appears from the shadows and finally explains to Eric the reason behind his fraud.

One of those men runs away and leaves his wallet behind, because luck.

We discover this mans name is Oscar Reyna…and hes a detective.

Life comes at you fast.

Luckily, they end up getting a call from a rehabilitation clinic saying Jennifer checked herself in.

The scene ends with lots and lots of tears.

Ahem, that means Melanie is a madam.

The scene ends with me fainting.

Episode grade: A