Buckle up, nerd.
Oh Sly.PoorSly, the devastating author of the journal entries on stranded TeamScorpions final days.
And, of course, what happens when they dont get to do that.
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Did yall see that Happy-on-Toby action?
Even Paige is handing out kisses to newly minted boyfriend Walter.
You know what they say… nature can bring out the, um, animal in you.
But as the team spends more time on the island, they start to fall apart.
It gets even more awkward when Paige and Cabe head off with Toby while Happy leaves with Walter.
Its the perfect split in our team to showcase their smarts and absurdity on finale night.
(Also, aside: When did Ralph literally become a tiny man?
Hes grown so much this season.)
Walters magnet plan depends on the chemistry of the island, while Tobys escape plan relies on a raft.
But when both teams head to Sly to nab his radio, Sylvester shuts them down.
Hes hid the radio because in trueScorpionfashion, survival and science dont matter as much as friendship.
Inside Sylvesters bunker, he points out that Walter isnt able to execute his plan without Paige.
The show could never go on without Karen Cartwright, you know?
But Toby isnt able to complete his plan without Happys help either.
Ultimately, by working separately, neither plan is bound to work.
But when they threaten Sly and hold his pet lizard hostage as food (!!
), Sly succumbs.
I just want him to be a hero.
While theyre all fighting though, they realize the copper wire Walter needs is gone.
Ralph stole it to execute Walters plan, but the way he tries to execute it is crazy dangerous.
And when the explosion happens, Ralph and Pilot Scotty are encased in a pit of sand.
No one but Ralph could appear after physical and emotional trauma to set everyone straight.
But as Toby notes, S stands forScorpion, and you cant give up that easily.
Our team is safe again.
Happy and Toby are back on land, able to consummate their strange, strange Quintis marriage.
