As a culture, rich white people arent known for adding much to the world.
Perhaps we can attribute the Kardashians to them.
Maybe even smallpox blankets.
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Softy Huck is the best Huck.
David cant be persuaded to help Cyrus, though.
In doing so, hemightbe able to get this situation turned around.
It definitely leaves some questions.
She took Olivias advice to heart and is canoodling in bed with Fitz in her pajamas.
However, Cyrus is already on borrowed time, so hes not wasting it.
You know what happens when you go off the rails?
You go to jail like Cyrus.
Michael has come to visit him, and guess what he has?
Cyrus Fifty Shades of Assassination Love Letter that he wrote to Tom.
All seems hopeless,andthat ray of sunshine next to him keeps suggesting he kill himself with Geralds belt.
In an iconic moment, one of them says, Everyone in my family voted for Frankie Vargas.
And Olivia says, If you make Mellie your vice president, I wont stand in your way.
Wow, thanks Liv.
Its all a dream, and Cyrus isnt president… hes just beat to a pulp in prison still.
With no other options left, Cyrus waits in his cell while Gerald brings him his dinner.
Instead, Cyrus asks for Geralds belt, but Gerald says Cyrus shouldnt kill himself.
And as one mans happiness journey spirals, another mans begins.
But theyre interrupted by Quinn, who calls to tell Huck they found information on Tom.
Meanwhile, in his final moments, Cyrus passes goodbye letters to Gerald before his suicide attempt.
But Geralds belt is not in Cyrus cell… its in creepy prison neighbor Ralphs.
Theres a lot of saying things and last-minute moves, so lets just bullet this episode, shall we?
Aint you tired,Scandalfans?
