You know that classic love story: Boy meets boy.
Boy kills a little bit for boy.
Boy realizes that other boy also likes boy.
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And if youdoknow the story, how in the world do you keep all the boys separate?
Its complicated, but thats whatScandaldoes best, isnt it?
Actually, she was probably sleeping with him.
Damn it, Jennifer.
Naturally, she wants to help Cyrus for a price.
She wants chief of staff, and shell nab it by helping Cyrus piece all this nonsense together.
But when Olivia suggests that Cyrus put himself on the ticket, heflips out.
Cyrus disagrees, but as all one-time killers-turned-gay lovers know, no isnotan answer.
So he pulls the name out of Cyrus and proceeds to chase her down.
Poor Sexy Husband Michael.
He legitimately doesnt take no for an answer because boyfriendlovesa good kill.
Cyrus tells Tom that hes dead to him, and Tom doesnt take it well.
I assume it was to help get the moisture out, but I could be wrong.
Tom woofs at him, as one does, before telling Cyrus that hes done being his bitch.
In short, this was abadbreakup.
Tom changes his mind, though, because death istooeasy, so he pistol whips Cy.
He promises Cyrus that hes not leaving him.
In doing so, its almost certain that Mellie Grant, HBIC of Washington D.C., will become president.
The police show up at Cyrus house to arrest him.
In the midst of all that, we do get a moment of Cyrus decency, though.
ItwasFrankie who chose Cyrus to be his VP choice.
And Cyrus actually tried to turn it down, but Frankie insisted that he join the ticket with him.
Is Cyrus the Devil?
But does the Devil even have his good days?
