ET, the President-Elect weighed in with the following tweet.

As George Orwell once wrote, Dude, you really cant make this s up.

What did I say?/Put on your pants and get back in your sleigh.

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The bow on this particular gift?

despite the dismay of his staffandthe presence of children.

But the well now seems close to running dry.

Best Short: Wells for Boys

And speaking of wells… That things weird, I dont get it, declared one such childs more rough-and-tumble, football-holding brother.

Thats because its not for you, explained Stones suddenly rage-filled Mom.

Because you have everything.

Everything is for you!

And this one thing is for him!

Other sensitive boy-friendly products purportedly available from Fisher-Price?

A Thank You Tour might be the Trumpiest idea Ive ever heard, noted Colin Jost.

Thats not how thank-yous work.

But the Canadian singer sounded some distance from deaths door when he performed the second single from hisIlluminatealbum.

Episode Grade: B-