It’s no Shakespeare, but Jackson lends his booming voice to rants about Girl Scout cookies.

If they had hands, I bet theyd be drinkin milk, too.

So get off your food high horse already, and stop milk shaming me, motherf!

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I liked the way you attacked it, but Im still feeling Brad Pitt fromTrue Romance, he offered.

Hes the kind of dude who would rant about Pop-Tarts cause hes always stoked and always hungry.

Watch Jackson in the clip below.

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