Alexis is shaken, and with good reason.
She eeked her way out of being up for elimination after getting burned at the Michelle Visage roast.
Trinity Taylor, I echo your sentiments: Why was Alexis fing green.
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Nina, girl, calm down.
A drag conspiracy is not happening.
If I may quote Cher Horowitz fromClueless, Snap out of it!
But this is quite a daunting challenge.
Whats next land the space shuttle?
Peppermint, Alexis and Trinity teamed up to create the Christian dramedy Mother of Gay.
Alexis put on her bossy pants and was maybe a littletooinvolved in the other girls roles.
But Trinitys sister, Mary Koont, is heavenly!
Sasha and Shea proved to be an awesome twosome in their seventies-inspired crime drama, Teets and Asky.
I loved every second of it, but I did have a few questions.
Could they be old enough to rememberKate & Allie?
And wherearethe the espadrilles?
Their taping was a disaster of epic proportions.
Then it was time for some Club Kid Realness on the main stage runway.
I know this era very well.
(Yes, payphone.
Millennials, google it.)
Thanks to the show for educating its viewers on this unique and formative era.
My pompadour wasnt a really great idea, either.
I looked like a queen who slept in her makeup.
Well, you live and learn.
Peppermint did that best, with Trinity coming in as a close second by dressing like an STD.
I was thrilled with Sasha and Sheas well deserved win for their pilot presentation.
It was smart and funny just like them.
One of those two could win the whole kit and caboodle.
Just like a pair of Crocs, Im not buying it.
And you also have to know the words.
I thought she would go all the way.
But one Grande mistake like that can change everything.
