Well Im glad I buckled my seat belt that was a bumpy ride!
I was tickled pink (as I usually am!)
by the fact that Trinity Taylor was not eliminated.
Credit: VH1; Inset: Alexander Tamargo/FilmMagic
And trust me, darlings, I get around.
This is not my first gay rodeo.
I was disappointed to see Charlie Hides leave last week.
She is a real pro and I know she had more to give.
Im just so confused (like Farrah Moan-level confused) on why she didnt fight to stay.
She just gave up.
Trinity took no time to wipe down Charlies goodbye message on the mirror.
I didnt even get to read what it said before she Windexed that message to crystal clear oblivion.
Apparently, this isnt her first rodeo either.
I have a soft spot for Alexis Michelle.
I just like her.
I think shes talented and works hard, but more importantly shes just likable.
I was glad she won the sexy selfie mini-challenge.
(And even more thrilled to see the return of the pit crew and Yadir.
Frankly, Yadir weallgive a damn!)
But back to that mini-challenge I need to give an honorable mention to my dear Valentina.
Although it was fast drag, she put her all into that look.
Just like the real Miss Venezuela.Thatsdedication.
Ive said it before, she must have been a Girl Scout because she is prepared!
So back to our Kardashian kweens.
Alexis has taken charge and assigned the roles.
Listen, if youre the boss, youre the boss.
Assign roles, direct, and get these gals organized!
I applaud Alexis for her take-charge attitude.
Plus, most of the queens are ready to tackle the challenge at hand and chew the scenery.
Except for Nina BoNina Brown.
Who is not down…at all.
See, Nina wanted to be Blac Chyna.
Who doesnt want to be Blac Chyna?
But thems the breaks.
Take the role you are given and make the best of it.
Find a way to shine despite your disappointment.
Trust me, Nina this will serve you well in the future.
And it caused her performance to fall flat.
When life hands you lemons, take a cue from Eureka and bedazzle them!
Did I mention Nina is very upset with her role?
Rehearsals for the musical were basically a hot mess.
She lived and breathed her Kris Jenner momager role.
The hair, makeup, clothes and the attitude were spot on.
Coulee embraced her role as Blac Chyna and stole the show.
She was right up there with Alexis, LIVING for her role.
Nina erased her pout and gave a respectable performance as Khloe.
But Cynthia as Kim?
Read my lips: Learn your material.
Valentina and Farrah were pretty.
Ru made the right decision to bring back Cynthia and Farrah.
They were the weakest links.
I knew, deep down in my cuckoo, that Cynthia would fight to stay.
And that she did.
Her snuggie of a dress came off and sheslayed.
Farrah, on the other hand, gave a mediocre performance.
Shes gorge, talented, and sweet as pie.
but this pie needs to rise to the occasion.
Alright, that was bad metaphor.
Sorry for the loafing.
The shocker came when Ru walked off set.
None of us knew what was going on.
I sure hope they bring her back for season 10.
She is a contender.
Justice for Cynthia and a lucky break for Farrah!
