But nonetheless, I was thrilled for her big win.

And shes just so darn likable!

While I was elated for Valentina, I did in fact shed some unicorn tears for Jaymes Mansfield.

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She just wasnt up to the challenge.

But Im sure well be seeing more of her in the not so distant future.

Now lets dish about this weeks episode, kids!

And I secretly wish she was the one who sashayed away last week instead of Jaymes.

Not because Jaymes deserved to stay, but because Im so tired of Kimoras bad attitude.

But on the flip side we have the Latina Mary Poppins, Valentina.

I just adore her more and more every week.

I loved her sensible turban and statement eyewear as she worked away on her princess and sidekick looks.

Or maybe Im just gassy?

On that note, lets talk about the queensoutof drag.

I think Alexis Michelle is still totes adorbs.

And I have to mention how much I like Eurekas Big Boy-inspired hair do.

And isnt Valentina just as cute as can be?

That needed to be said.

Apparently Kimora missed theSchool House Rockepisode on grammar.

Google it, kids.

She didnt know what an adjective was (see: uneducated and annoying).

That, plus Cynthia Lee Fontaines demystifying legend of the cuckoo proves thatRupauls Drag Raceis funandeducational!

Ladies, thank you very much for reminding us of that.

Now, to the judging.

From Olivia Newton John to Lady Gaga to this weeks dreamboat Cheyenne Jackson.

And, darn it, so married!

I was so happy to see Peppermint nail her princess and sidekick looks.

Its hard being pretty.Next.

Trinity was thirsty for a win this week, and she quenched our thirst with comedy and glamour.

I thought her experience and professionalism paid off with a well-deserved win.

I love that her prize was a mattress!

Thanks for the support, Casper!

Aja came as a princess of disaster.

And she was a DISASTER.

Again, the makeup was horrendo and her hot miser-in-chaps look was just a hot mess.

It was a close call between Farrah and Aja when it came down to the final elimination.

Until next week, may the fierce be with you.