Did you guys forget thatArchie was in juvie?
Because I definitely did.
Also, why didnt they breakMad Dogout?!
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Sorry, Im getting ahead of myself.
Hey, what did you expect from Archie Andrews, some sort of genius escape?
Of course, it fails, which lands Archie in hot water with the warden.
Jugheads theory is that theyve all been playing this game for a lot longer than they even know.
After all, the Serpents and the Ghoulies are the warring tribes.
Their mission to rescue Hot Dog?
What if it was a quest?
Most importantly, the realm in the game is called Eldarvire spelling?
which is an anagram of Riverdale.
Furthermore, Jug thinks the entire game is an analog of Riverdale.
while she tries to figure out which of their parents is to blame for Principal Featherheads death.
Apparently his punishment for leading a failed escape is to be branded BECAUSE THAT SEEMS FAIR.
But dont worry guards, its not like theyre going to be smart with their extensive time together.
Archie says his next fight is coming up fast, and Veronica decides thats when theyll break him out.
Ummm except my next fight is coming up fast is not a date!
You need an actual plan, guys!!!
to shoot a can off her head.
Dont defy me again.
I wish Cheryl had hit Jug with that arrow.
Are we just accepting this abuse and moving on?
and Kevin and Josies parents lie to their kids before changing the conversation by announcing their engagement!
If you ask me, Sierra is smart to lock Tom down.
Talk about the real hottie of Riverdale.
As for those friends, theyre now in hiding.
And heres where things get interesting.
So could everyone be playing G&G without realizing it?
My favorite character is back!!!
With the distraction set, Mad Dog promises to hold off the guards while Archie goes for the drain.
(Again, Mad Dog is the BEST.)
At the other end of the drain, Kevin finds Joaquin in the woods so does ascending mean escaping?
Kevin goes after him, leaving Betty to unlock the grate and help Archie out.
Suddenly, theyre all their parents.
Do they think Arch is just going to live in this bunker forever?
This is, shockingly, a terrible plan!
Then theres Reggie, Kevin, and Josie, who decide to start playing the game too.
