Anyway, thats all I want to say about Lorde.
Here we go:
The sixth hour ofRiverdaletakes larger-than-normal strides in the advancement of the Polly-Jason mythos shes pregnant!
And stuck in a teen convent rehab prison!
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She initially wont betray her Pussycats, so Veronica volunteers.
Hermione forges her signature anyway.
She makes out with Fred, presumably, and Veronica ispissed, unpresumably.
So, welcome to the family, Josie.
Just like every other teenager inRiverdale, your parents are awful, but youre pretty neat.
Surprise of all surprises, the Veronica-Valerie swap does not last very long.
Moments later, Val straight-up abandons Archie to perform a song she hasnt rehearsed at all.
Archies cool with it, though, transforming instantaneously into a doyenne of existentialism.
I was born alone.
Damn, Archie, what!?
Anyway, both performances are perfectly adequate.
Josie delivers despite watching her father leave halfway through the song.
Val picks up the intricate musical arrangement immediately.
Archie sings well and does not engage in any statutory rape.
A success all around.
NEXT: How do you solve a problem like Mrs. Cooper?
Really, shes just pregnant and yes, its Jasons baby.
Alice crushes her husbands gonads with one swift cackle: Do you think he has the stomach for that?
I wish he killed Jason.
I wish I had.
letterman jacket and a cache of drugs.
They take a quick photo and go tell Sheriff Keller but theyre obviously being watched.
When the sheriff arrives, the car is on fire.
