Archie gets his feet stuck in a maple-syrup mess with the rotting Blossom family.

Say youll reconsider escorting my daughter to the tapping.

Ive had just about enough of the Blossom family.

Chapter Nine: La Grande Illusion

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Archie asks Clifford Blossom to forego the favor of the summer music program and stop terrorizing Freds company instead.

Clifford agrees provided that Archie beard for Cheryl.

Alice wants him to uncover insider dirt for an expose she wants to write about the trustee drama.

As Archie discovers, Polly hasnt completely drunk the Blossom Kool-Syrup.

(Dont worry, she quickly gets a new job atthe school paper.

This week, shes possibly suicidal (fun role!)

and attracts Veronicas attention after reading a very dramatic poem.

When she arrives with flowers and confesses her last name (??

), Ethels mother recognizes it and DRAGS HER.

Ethel rejects Veronica, and suddenly, she of open heart is crushed.

He also calls off his budding romance with Hermione and uses a pencil vigorously.