Archie’s love triangle comes burning back as Sweetwater River freezes overand someone tries to jump in.

Thats my gut reaction, at least.

Freds attack seems fairly random, but of course, well learn that its pointed.

Chapter Thirteen: The Sweet Hereafter

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Well theorize about who his assailant is.

Well wonder about what the motivations were.

Keller offers a still-incarcerated FP clemency in exchange for the names of the Serpents who are selling Cliffs drugs.

Which brings us to… say editors Alice and Hal Cooper from inside the hollowed intestines of the Blossom family Tauntaun).

in pigs blood, a.k.a.

Alice Cooper even puts her hands together in light physical contact to make sounds.

As Betty tells it, hes in his mid-20s; as Veronica tells it, hes a blond Adonis.

As I tell it, hes my new favorite season 2 cast member.

Betty reacts very calmly to the reveal she doesnt even break skin on her palms!

but now its Archie who looks to play the role of wistful aspirant yearning for the forbidden fruit.

And hey, thats fine.

Oh, also, everyone fs in this episode.

Like, really fs.

Her attempts to reconcile with friends go unnoticed, until they dont.

When Cheryl abdicates head cheerleader to Veronica, something is up, but not enough.

When she gives her iconic spider brooch (um?)

Or, actually, very much down.

Its a slow-burn reveal as deeply symbolic as anything onLostcould muster.

I would frankly kill to seeRiverdaledevote more time to the high school hallways again.

I probably wouldnt kill Fred Andrews to get there, butdefinitelya Blossom.