I think she is probably a nice person.

Her family seems quite nice.

But, oh my God, as a Housewife?

RHOC-1204-Recap

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Im a little over her already.

Its not just that shes so reserved in group configs that she makes Meghans boring baby scenes feel likeHomeland.

But then again, its television.

Bravo is not the place to take a stab at be Switzerland, Peggy!

Have some feelings on the matter!

Shannon, avoiding the blame game, admits that shes not thrilled with her own behavior.

Kelly repeats the Keep eating!

Throughout the episode, word of the party makes its way to the other Housewives.

How long ago was this filmed?

(Now think about how many times we heard the Quiet Woman mentioned.)

The real purpose of the party, of course, seems to be getting Vicki and Peggy together.

Then why ask about it?

Maybe I should give Vicki the benefit of the doubt.

Let alone doing it to someone whos seven months pregnant?!

Kelly shrugs it all off, though, telling the camera, I have a hard time controlling myself.

Um, no duh!

Does everyone think Kelly making fun of Shannon for her weight is okay?

Or when youre dealing with someone like Kelly, is it just not worth it to start a fight?

Meghan starts breastfeeding, but how do we know the baby wasnt crying because she could detect Kellys presence?

Meghans house isnt the only stop on Kellys O.C.

Tamra, meanwhile, is having a far less lighthearted week.

She quickly starts crying but wait, its actually for kind of a good reason!

Even though she shunned her father after he divorced her mother, theyve managed to patch things up.