(Hats off to the editors who inserted the seagull noises during awkward pauses.)
Are he and his girlfriend, Dani, serious?
Because if so, if theres room for her to join the company as well.
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Are they thinking about marriage in the near future?
Because Vicki is going to make her son sign a pre-nup.
Are they thinking about kids?
Because if theyre not using protection, who knows what might happen!
Or, in Vickis words, A sneaker might come out.
And you know damn well shes not talking about footwear.
When the Housewives arent talking about where babies come from, theyre welcoming Meghan back into their social lives.
(Tamras reaction is basically, Boo frickin hoo!)
(Meghan isnt buying it: Vicki is bad, but not 40-pounds bad.)
You know who else has been planning something?
Kelly and her recently rejuvenated nether-regions.
Gee, its almost like theres some deep pain and insecurity hidden underneath that brash, belligerent exterior.
Kelly also makes plans to finally, truly, actually, for real make amends with the other Housewives.
But before long theyre laughing and bonding over vaginal rejuvenation and how often they pee themselves.
Now, I have to admit Im a little skeptical of this seemingly reformed Kelly.
How can you rebuild a friendship in good faith when youre openly talking about manipulating someones feelings?
Meanwhile, the other Housewives are all at the unveiling of Peggys new bright-yellow Lamborghini.
Vicki swears she wouldnt get into fight, to which Meghan says, Yes, you would!
Oh, Meghan, its good to have you back to your old self, truly.
