The big rift that’s been dividing the Housewives might be coming to an end…or is it?
The great cold war of Orange County is finally starting to thaw.
Heres what goes down:
Lydia is…telling anyone who will listen about her husbands imminent vasectomy.

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Meghan is…totally over the outdoors.
you’ve got the option to imagine how Meghan takes Lydias revelation.
In the words ofNew Yorkhousewife Dorinda: Not well, bitch!
Shannon is…having the talk.
Did she do something to push him away?
And if not, whats the path forward?
Shannon says they hardly spent time with each other anymore and barely communicate.
David admits that when she gets stressed andwhoo girl, has she been stressed!
his instinct is to pull away.
Vicki is…making a peace offering!
(Tamra literally stress-guzzles wine while Vicki is on the other line suggesting they meet for coffee.)
But after some playful (I think?)
Just what this group of friends needs right now: firearms!
Tamra is…making a cheesecake.
Peggy is…telling it like it is.
(Brace yourself for the inevitable reunion supercut.)
Kelly is…clinging to that vaginal rejuvenation story line like her life depends on it.
(Pro tip, Kelly: Want to avoid stirring the pot?
Dont casually bring up gay rumors about your friends husband.)