We open with a shot of the beach seagulls squawking, waves crashing.
it’s possible for you to practically smell the salt water.
And then the wind shifts and last season hits you like the sudden stench of rotting seaweed.

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We dont see clips from last season, but we hear them the guttural screams!
The brutal shouting matches!
But I hope she gets to have a story line that doesnt involve her figure this season.
kindly dont reduce Shannon to just her weight, Bravo!
Focus on Archie, the new canine addition to the Beador household.
He doesnt care about quinoa or emotional distance; he just wants to love and be loved.
He is a Good Boy.)
Vicki, on the other hand, has no shortage of potential story lines this season.
Her company is growing!
Her relationship with Steve is getting serious!
Shes loving being a grandma!
Yet despite all thats keeping her busy, even she hasnt quite moved on from last season, either.
The only thing I remember about Kelly from this episode is that she pitched her mom on vaginal rejuvenation.
It almost makes me miss bats crazy Kelly.Almost.
During Bible study, it only takes one question have you ever felt abandoned by God?
before Tamra is heaving and crying and opening up about her strained relationship with her daughter.
Why the CIA hasnt hired her to lead their interrogations is beyond me.
Yes, her baby is cute.
Yes, shes been through a lot to have that baby.
God, I miss Heather.
Come back, Heather!