Where Shannon and Kelly go low and Vicki’s description of heaven sounds like she shoud be high

Its been aReal Housewives of Orange Countyseason for the history books!

Vicki was thisclose to making Cancer-gate a distant memory and if it wasnt for her new pal with the loose lips Kelly Dodd, she may have been successful!

From the 70s party set up to the accident in Glammis Dunes … IVF, a vow renewal, and Tamras newfound voice of reason (when shes not stirring up the pot or showing off that rock hard ass), the highs were high and the lows were traumatizing.

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So, as we just scratch the surface during the first reunion episode, here are the highlights:

And thats where we leave it until next week … is it me or was this barely a warm-up?