Last week ended with the ladies in Ireland on a van ride from hell.
Kelly decides that if shes destined to be friendless, shes taking Vicki down with her.
Vicki tries to explain she just doesnt like Kellys behavior when shes drunk, but its too late.
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(In fact, she actually makes calling Shannon a see you next Tuesday seem endearing.)
Without taking a beat, Kelly reveals that Vicki told herShannons husband beat the sh-t out of her.
As Shannon starts hysterically crying, Kelly tries to do damage control by playing dumb.
I didnt do anything!
she screams, as Heather demands Kelly sit down like shes a defiant school girl.
But, heres the thing technically, Kellydidntdo anything.
No, Vicki did this, and she does a terrible job of trying to fix it.
I cannot tell you how badly I feel for Shannon in this moment.
Kellys announcement came out of nowhere and definitely wasnt warranted.
Why would Vicki share this information with Kelly?
Did she really trust her that much?
Its truly heartbreaking to watch.
NEXT: Everyone deals with the aftermath
I was surprised at how blase Vicki was in the confessional.
Well, Vicki never wanted to talk about Cancer-gate.
First they missed the fight building up to this van ride, and now this).
This prompts Tamra to get right up in Vickis face and scream, F*** YOU!
Vicki doesnt flinch, though, she just calmly says she didnt say anything.
Kelly, however, is sticking to her story that she was provoked andHeatheris the puppet master.
Kelly thinks shes a fake pretentious snob and claims she sees right through her.
Wait, did this insane trip and Kellys insane behavior bring her and her husband CLOSER?
Are we in the Twilight Zone of Orange County or what?
Meghan doesnt agree with most of Kellys behavior, but that doesnt mean shes going to abandon her.
Shes just going to be brutally honest with her instead.
Vicki concedes she was wrong and gasp!
apologizes, which Kelly accepts.
After that, I dont even think Vicki realizes that Tamra has begrudgingly invited her to the fitness competition.
And so, Tamra accepts Kellys apology and even delivers one of her own.
Why would she do that?
Kelly didnt say it, she just repeated it!
And the planets are once again thrown into turmoil, and things are right where they should be inHousewivesland.
Id be remiss if I didnt point out that Shannon Beador is also an excellent friend.
), we find ourselves back right where we started with Vicki and Kelly the odd women out.
They both came to cheer on Tamra, as did Heather and Shannon.
In fact, Heather even ices them out of a photo.
Well know for sure next week.
