What do you do with a problem like Kelly?

Yet, its only fair to explain what gets us there first.

Buckle up because were nose-diving.

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Vicki ghosted Kelly last week in her time of need and is still pretty much invisible to her.

In the past, youd expect Kelly to rip off her shirt and join right in.

But you gotta give Kelly credit for trying.

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Notice a pattern here?

Heather does tooKellys M.O.

is to behave badly, apologize and claim, Im not really like that.

Its exhausting to watch, so I cant even imagine what it feels like to live through it.

You gotta give Kelly credit for having perseverance: She tries again and even hugs Tamra.

Tamra might as well be made out of stone.

This is too sensitive, too painful, and too new for Tamra to forgive.

Even if Jesus thinks otherwise.

The rest of the women arrive minus Meghan, who isnt feeling well.

Thats a bummer for Kelly since shes the only shred of an ally she has left.

Kelly makes the wise decision not to drink.

But Shannon wont allow sober Kelly to stay for very long and orders Kelly a drink despite her protests.

And then Shannon slips away to tell the waiter to bring the drinks faster and make em stronger!

What the hell is going on here?

And if so, why?

What else could they possibly want to hear?

Kelly may be a loose cannon, but shes not dumb and is onto this thinly veiled plan.

Apparently, after dinner, Vicki DID hang out with Kelly and shocker they got drunk.

Drunk and brave enough to knock on Tamras door to ask her to come drink with them.

Tamra wouldnt even pop pop the door since Kelly was there.

Shannon overhears voices in the hall and comes out to ask whats going on.

Which Kelly interprets as Shannon yelling at her.

What on earth did Vicki think was going to happen?

But, did she really think that Tamra was going shrug it off andnotretaliate at all?

Serious question number two?

Did anyone think Kelly wouldnt clap back?

Honestly, they just should make a Burn Book and call it a day.

Thankfully, the camera crew is back in action when the women board the van for the airport.

Kelly seems to be drunk and is still reeling over the drama in the hallway.

Shannon overhears this assessment and begs to differ, causing the gates of hell to open up once again.

As Kelly freaks out over everyone attacking her, Heather and Tamra concur that shes insane.

So of course Heather decides that Kelly is having a psychotic break.

And where is Vicki in all this?

Silent and claiming to be scared.

But of what, exactly?

Knowing that Heather may actually be right?

Kelly unleashing secrets and venom onto her in front of everyone?

But wow it just speaks volumes about Vickis character and fickle loyalty.

And more than anything it sets her up to lose everyone all over again.

Kelly might be more comfortable riding with the luggage!