What do you have against Louboutins?
You buy Louboutins when you want to prove that you have Loubs on.
And those shoes are ugly.
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(I really like Diko, though.
Hes the nicest househusband.
And boy oh boy does he love his wife.)
Over on the beach, Kellys trying to convince Michael to get Scrotox.
(You guys are cool if thats all I say about that and just move on, right?
Great, thanks.)
Hey, you know what Ive always thought is a good idea?
Oh, it was so Lydia could say balls voyage 12 times.
Downstairs or whatever the official boat-lingo way to say downstairs is the gals are talking about Dougs nuts.
AS IF DAVID CARES ABOUT ANY OF THIS.
(If I can only have one wish, Ill take the first one.)
You guys, I honestly dont know.
Do I like her?
Do I trust her?
(Can I take back that thing I said about missing Vicki?
Id honestly rather watch Doug get a vasectomy.)
I dont know what happened, she keeps saying about her friendship with Tamra.
Shannons mom is visiting from Nashville (she seems awesome!)
and Shannons now also crying, about the weight gain, which spirals into her crying about her marriage.
For the love…can anything about this season not be a downer?
Listen, Shannon, honey: You guys can split up!
Wouldnt that be better for the girls?
Wouldnt you and David be happier?
(But seriously, you guys can get divorced.)
Easter stuff, more Beador marital discord, and finally finally!
But Tamras a forgiver, and she misses all the fun she used to have with Vicki.
Once they make up, where does that leave Shannon?
Drinking Grey Goose and ice with nine limes all by herself.
So has she been working the strings behind the scenes to keep Tamra angry and fired up?
