But at least we have theRHONYMexico trip.
That is the one thing that is currently providing me with joy.
So were still in Mexico and were still arguing about a dumb Page Six article!
Credit: Bravo
Tinsley has basically been on her phone all weekend rereading this article.
Shes prob 90 percent responsible for its page views.
By her own admission, Luann says, I got so wasted.
Um correct, former Countess.
You fell into bushes and onto a patio.
As someone whos personally fallen drunk, I feel your pain but also confirm your intoxication.
Get it, Mortimer.
Im sure the surfboard had some sort of low-cal juice branding on it.
After surfing, the ladies head into town for some shopping.
Ramona is clearly angling to get on Bethennys good side, so she just starts buying her gifts.
She buys her a dress.
She buys her a purse.
Im surprised she didnt buy her a Senor Frogs t-shirt.
Nuthin gets past ya, Singer.
Somewhere, that poor girl holding a laptop and Googling closet moths is freaking the f out.
She says part of Ramonas sadness is that she and Mario used to have sex Every.
Sonja knows because the walls of Ramonas Hamptons house are super thin.
Its almost as if there are like paparazzi down there or something.
Or she sees a mirage in the form of Beautique.
Later they all head to dinner, where Carole explains the meaning of a circle jerk.
Guys, she worked for ABC News she knows stuff.
Its finally time for the big trip to the tequila plant.
Ramona wears a scarf not around her neck but OVER her face.
Shes gotta protect that baby skin due to her chemical peel.
She sorta looks like a character fromMad Max: Fury Road.
But she also says she could have a lotta fun with that horn.
Journalist Carole immediately responds, Like a butt plug?
Its… not subtle.
They have a few small bites in between what comes off as 10 rounds of tequila.
Sonja is full-throttle tanked when they get home and immediately starts badgering Ramona about how much she misses Mario.
Then, Bethenny starts badgering Sonja about how shes badgering Ramona.
In between, Dorinda takes a really nasty fall on the pool rope swing.
Next week: DRUNK DORINDA!!
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