Ramona gets a nice surprise party while the country’s political system crumbles.
You know what I never want to relive again?
But unfortunately thats what was in store for us in this weeks episode ofRHONY.
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So the big drama is our countrys descent into hell a.k.a.
Carole is obvs really passionate about this (ABC NEWS!!!!)
and decides to go and canvass with her mom in Pennsylvania.
First of all, there has never been a mention of this mother, which is a little weird.
Carole talks about the Kennedys more than she does her family.
But also, Carole hasnt introduced her mother to Adam.
Um, theyve been dating for a long-ass time.
Also, Carole goes door to door in this green military jacket with like a turquoise fur lining.
It looks real Jim Hensons workshop.
I feel like that ensemble may not have been the best look for Pennsylvania.
While all this going down, Ramona is getting herself a fresh face.
Old Singer is turnin the big 6-0 and decides she needs a little lasering.
Most of the process is her entire face being numbed.
Thats what scared Ramona the most and made her think she needed to belt for the door.
Translated into real person language, that means bolt.
Meanwhile, Sonja heads out on the town for a date with Rocco, whom we met last season.
Sonja explains that she enjoys spending time with Rocco but she also likes having sex with Frenchy.
She has two piles for men just like laundry dirty and clean.
But Sonja is also super pissed at Tinsley.
For example, she hasnt even given Sonja a birthday card!
Finally, its time for Caroles much-discussed election party, to which Ramona was disinvited.
For some reason, Bethennys managing director is already there like squaring things away.
Is this is a secret Skinnygirl party?
And yes, there seems to be low-cal booze all over the place.
One pleasant surprise is that Heather Thomson shows up and doesnt mention anything about Yummy Tummy.
Not surprisingly, the party is pretty rough considering the outcome of the election.
But it was still sorta moving.
Then she goes to day drink.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, Carole meets Ramona dress shopping on the UES.
The world may be ending, but Ramona Singer is turning 60 and needs an inappropriate dress!
She still cant really understand why Bethenny is so mad at her for bringing up Brynn.
Its finally time for this much-discussed surprise party.
No one in this group seems to read invitations or dress guidelines.
Its supposed to be a party where everyone is in little black dresses.
Tinsley first pops up in like a faux wedding gown.
The, Carole comes in a jumpsuit.
Ramona is supposed to arrive with Dorinda but gets tired of waiting, so she hops in a cab.
Shes actually quite surprised when she shows up at the party.
Sonja is not psyched to see him with a new girlfriend though.
Shes also not psyched that Tinsley went to the bar and didnt bring her back something.
They live together after all!
Ramona actually ends up inviting her date to come to the party but cant remember his name.
She knows it starts with a G!
I mean that narrows it down a tad.
Something tells me there wont be a date two.
