Dorinda goes off on Sonja, and Carole is really bad at naming her pets.
FINALLY SOME ACTION!!!!
Its taken a while for this season to have some juicy moments but praise be for Dorinda Medley.
Credit: Bravo
The woman who loves a belligerent bra party really took the drama to the next level on tonightsRHONY.
Everyone chit-chats and hits the buffet.
Ramona claims to have cooked all the food herself, but Dorinda calls BS.
But Ramona isnt Dorindas focus: Sonja is the one about to get clocked.
Before that happens, Carole updates Sonja on the previous dinner they all shared where Ramona went H.A.M.
on Bethenny and her B-movie past.
Sonja doesnt see the big deal since in her mind Cinemax is a top-shelf entertainment brand.
Also, Sonja says, look at how shes behaved, and her daughter has turned out fine.
Sonja sits down and says hi to both Dorinda and Luann like nothing has happened.
It all seems fine and then Dorinda is basically like, F this!
and all but flips the table Teresa Giudice-style.
She tells Sonja to shut your mouth and then says her Holland Tunnel vagina should have an Easy Pass.
I would say its more of like a small bridge on a private island but whatever.
Dorinda calls that piece of art disgusting but Tinsley immediately defendsSex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man.
Sonja agrees and says that Charlie Rose also enjoyed it.
Hopefully this wont be a relationship that comes up in the FBI investigations.
repeatedly and making Edie Beale references.
I mean is the toilet still broken from when she dropped her Blackberry?
Bethenny pulls up in her car to pick up Carole and can hear these women screaming on the phone.
She says shes like Joe Pesci inHome Alone, hiding outside in her SUV.
Apparently this whole thing was a birthday party.
Man, Dorinda gets weird energy around birthday cakes.
Brunch happens the next day at Luanns house.
Candace Bushnell has a bit of a hangover.
Tinsley and Sonja arrive in matching floppy hats that are a bit Carmen Sandiego and a bitAHS: Coven.
They can overhear the ladies talking about them, so theyre cautious arriving.
But Dorinda greets Sonja with open arms and both act like everything is super cool now.
Theres no birthday cake around, which is clearly Dorindas agitator.
As is standard with Tinsley, within mere moments shes discussing her mug shot.
Also, Tinsley tells the girls that Sonja is dating a young man she calls Frenchy.
The dudes actual name is Edgar, and Sonja is seen prepping for a date with him.
This is all for watching a movie.
Oh weve all watched movies, Lady Morgan.
Her dog is ALSO named Baby.
So all the animals in this house have the same name.
Carole also isnt sure if the cats are male or female.
She says cats dont really care.
Sonja is chillin at home, chatting with her intern about how she feels hurt by Tinsley.
Sonja has eyes everywhere, Tinsley!
Especially at Tao and Beautique and Sushi Roxx.
And dont forget Boogaloo.
Tinsley arrives home and hears Sonja talking about her and immediately confronts her roomie.
In case you havent heard, she JUST GOT ARRESTED!!!
Sonja says Tinsley didnt even get her a b-day card.
Is that the traditional etiquette?
you could learn so much from this show.
