The gals return to the Berkshires to make cookies and destroy Luann’s happiness.
Were still not-so-subtly planting the seeds for the Bethenny/Frederick spin-off.
TheMillion Dollar Listingrealtor comes over to inspect Bs apartment.
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He thinks theres too much clutter while Bethenny makes innumerable references to hookers.
She really loves a whorehouse joke.
Like, do we really have to keep talking about how many millions Bethenny is netting?
I get that this is a show about rich ladies, but this feels a little much.
Ramona visits Caroles house which is slightly bizarre because she never ventures downtown.
Im surprised frankly she didnt combust passing 23rd street.
Carole tells Ramona that a friend of Luanns insinuated that the Countess is having doubts about Tom.
Ramona then tells Carole about her friend Ann who apparently was groped or almost groped by Tom recently.
HAPPY ALMOST WEDDING, LU!!!!
Now that is some grade-A reality television production, TeamRHONY!
Finally its time to return to Scary CountrysideI mean the Berkshires.
Theres like every kind of holiday paraphernalia possible as well as some weird glowing orbs.
Tinsley comes later than the other blondes because she meets up with her mother Dale in New York.
Its not an un-weird moment.
I guess her mom does not travel light.
She would really like Tinsley to start dating someone whos 50.
Unclear how she landed on that number, but thats her dream.
I think we all saw this coming.
She also goes on to say how great she is with parents and that parents love her.
Bethenny has heard tales of him having an affair.
Carole has Luanns pal saying shes not so sure.
Its not looking great.
They all tell Dorinda because she insisted all future Tom gossip goes through her.
In a weird moment of strong vocabulary, Ramona says Luann will be crestfallen if this all falls apart.
Like where did that come from?
Is it the country air?
Does it turn Ramona into a Rhodes Scholar?
She screams, You get your own goddamn hats!
Question: Like how many hats is Tinsley receiving a week?
Id like footage of these hats, Bravo.
Right around the time when everyone is set to decorate cookies(!
), Luann arrives.
But the Countess claims shes 100 percent into Tom and this marriage and it all.
And we all know marriages that start on reality TV always work out for the best!
