Is this a real estate show now?
Also, someone goes to Hoboken!
Guys, I dont know if you were aware, but the Real Housewives have nice apartments.
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That was the basic takeaway from tonights episode of(Maybe) Million Dollar Listing.
Cant someone host a damn bra party or something and cause a fight?
Or an impromptu trip to the Berkshires?
Anything other than just hearing them talk about rent.
Carole and Tinsley have bonded.
They both went to some sort of winter gala and wore white and it really cemented their friendship.
In Housewives land, thats like proposing to someone.
Carole is adamant that Tinsley change her look, particularly her hair.
Tinsley is like, No maam.
Carole prob didnt see the interview where Tinsley explained that her hair is what made her an It Girl.
Hasnt Carole ever seen the second season ofFelicity?
Stars cant cut their hair!
So Frenchie has definitely moved in with Sonja.
I dont know what that means exactly.
Like, does he live in these hotels and restaurants?
Or he just owns them as a business?
In any case, the Morgan townhouse is super crowded now with Tinsley there too.
Frenchies main issue, though, is that Sonja doesnt shut the bathroom door.
But Sonja feels like her bathroom is part of her suite.
So theyre at an impasse.
Frenchie also tells her he knows shes been spending time with Rocco.
You busted, gurl… and by someone who lives 3,000 miles away.
Dale is charmed by the West Village and actually says it looks like a little village.
Nuthin gets past old Dale!
But Tinsleys mom is most concerned about the kitchen in the West Village spot.
Where does her wine go?
Fair question and and an important one for a Housewife.
Nuthin gets past old Dale!
Hes happy with her de-cluttering of the place but feels like she needs to get rid of her bar.
Someone needs to monitor her purchasing.
Maybe Dale should be involved?
Dorinda is going because, in her words, she is a woman.
Glad we cleared that up.
The Womens March is a brief sequence the bra party lasted longer.
But its nice to see them attend.
In what may be a first for Housewives history, a cast member goes to Hoboken!
Her story of how they ended up together involved a night at the museum and sex.
I didnt exactly follow it.
Ramona decides to throw herself a party because she redecorated her apartment.
Its certainly a bold choice.
He immediately gravitates towards Tinsley, but luckily Dale is there to block all of Harrys sexual energy.
Nuthin gets past old Dale!
Tinsley also reveals that she knew Harry when he was hanging out with Kelly Bensimon.
Is that another Housewife connection?
Ramona also invites one of Toms exes, which doesnt seem to like Luann.
But this lady is actually mostly afraid of Luann.
I mean, she is a tall gal.
I bet Luann can get scrappy.
The party ends with Sonja revealing that most of the stuff in Ramonas new decor is actually super cheap.
Something breaks and she screams out, Dont worry $12.99!
