The ladies get even more drunk and then proceed to cry for 90 percent of the episode.
Well, the tequila has not worn off…thankfully.
When we rejoin the gals ofRHONY, theyre still nearing blackout in Mexico after basically binge-drinking tequila.
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Sonja is berating Ramona on why she wont admit shes unhappy.
But also Sonja is just feeling really frisky.
She talks about Ramonas behind and says she wants to butt f her.
Then, she starts eyeing Luann coming back from the beach and wants to have sex with her.
Those tequila horns really unlocked something in Sonja.
Then, Sonja gets naked too.
Ramona flashes Carole, who seems unimpressed by the Singer breasts.
Carole insists she has the best breasts because theyre real.
Tinsley doesnt like her boobs.
Then, Bethenny starts getting weepy again, which leads to Ramona crying about this fight.
Theyre like outright sobbing while Dorinda attempts to get a bathing suit on a very drunk Sonja.
Carole compares the experience to an exorcism.
Im not evil, Ramona screams at Bethenny.
Finally, the pair make up and stop bawling.
Bethenny gets out of the pool and finds Sonja is actually now dressed in Bethennys bikini.
Sonja then attempts to put the moves on Madame Skinnygirl.
Bethenny humors her with a couple kisses, but thats all.
Well, Dorinda is not having it.
But what she is having is multiple martinis because Medley is taaaaaaanked.
She starts slurring and talking about Bethenny trying to be too perfect.
Then she picks up a knife(!)
and accidentally stabs herself.
So like the night is not going great.
Dorinda eventually runs off to her room while Bethenny sulks.
Dorinda is not apologizing but also doesnt seem to really remember the night before.
I do think Dorinda was in the wrong, but Bethenny is also not a victim constantly.
She has a pretty vicious tongue so its weird when she comes across so sensitive.
It kinda feels hypocritical.
Dorinda heads back to her room, and Carole visits in a cute pink satin PJ set.
Dorinda says she sometimes reacts and doesnt think about what shes doing in the moment.
Some sort of creature scratching on the headboard interrupts the ladies chat.
Dorinda is terrified its a mouse because shes super freaked out by them.
I hate the way theyre so smart, she explains.
Thankfully, she and Bethenny pretty quickly make up.
And Bethenny starts crying again.
Sonja surprisingly stays out of all this drama and simply Skypes her butt with Frenchie.
Tinsley, Ramona, and Carole all decide to go fishing while the rest of the women get massages.
Tinsley announces on the boat that shes headed to Vegas after this trip to meet Scott.
My theory is shes either getting married or going to see Britney.
She also tells the girls that shes planning a Thank You and F You party for Sonja.
Carole reveals that shes quite good at fishing but then proceeds to catch nothing.
Its finally time for the final dinner.
This time, Tinsley is taaaaanked.
Luann scolds her for dropping the f bomb so many times.
Tinsley shoots back and says Luann says Palm Beach too much.
I mean, she may be drunk but shes got a point.
Theyre all pretty solid until Luann says her rose is her husband.
It makes one want to watch her falling in the bushes over and over again.
