Meet the new Housewife Tinsley Mortimer and watch Ramona mispronounce more words!
Is there a more socialite-y name than Tinsley Mortimer?
The only wan to make it better would be to add a van der in between the two names.
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Tinsely VAN DER Mortimer.
She should experiment with that.
So this was our big introduction to the newest Housewife and Sonjas new houseguest.
We also learned that Sonja has been dying her eyebrows, a new development.
But back to Tinsley: Lady Morgan quickly educated her on the dos and donts of the house.
Second, dont ever go downtown because there are lots of young women down there, a.k.a.
So apparently its Halloween because Bethenny is dressed up in a cat suit.
But its unclear why she needs to wear it for a random afternoon with Carole and Ramona.
Alas, shes hanging out dressed like a community theater production ofCats.
The topic, as usual, is Luann and her impending nuptials to Tom.
This story line is already tired.
Like it was snoozy last season and its still snoozy now.
But at least we get the image of Luann trying on various insane hats.
Back at Bethennys, talk turns to the election, and Carole once again talks down to the group.
Its somewhat more fair this go-round since one of the grown women is in a cat costume.
But Carole gets scolded by the cat lady Bethenny for acting above everyone else.
I dont know if you all knew this, but Carole worked at ABC News.
This gets mentioned almost as much as Bethennys divorce.
That feels a little like me giving sports advice to the Patriots but whatever.
Her biggest concern over the arrest was how crazy her eyebrows looked.
Tinsley now is more simple: Her main criteria for a man is that he has a job.
Its harder to find than you think, Tins.
She claims that photogs never cared about her with straight hair, so shes kept it curly.
Its all about the curls gurls.
That sounds like the new club the ladies will all go to, a la Beautique or Sushi Roxx.
Finally its time for the Mad Hatter party.
He throws shade all over Ramona.
Meanwhile, the Singer Stinger is not exactly making friends at this soiree.
She completely forgets Sonjas neighbor Gigi.
Then, she disinvites Sonja to her house in the Hamptons because Dorinda is coming.
Then, she asks Tinsley outright if shes upset she didnt have children with Topper.
This is like before half the guests have had their tiny sandwiches.
Carole is once again bewildered.
But, soon enough, Radzi is back explaining her journalism resume.
Bethenny eventually shows up with a giant Skinnygirl gift basket in hand, obvs.
Then Luann appears, wearing a gigantic floppy hat.
Theres some awkward chitchat.
Tinsley mentions her arrest.
Ramona mentions that she has a ton of hickeys on her neck.
And then its kinda time for the party to be over.
Its no Dorinda bra party in terms of drama.
