It’s got to be the pine cones
Does the Berkshires have different air?
Or do the trees emit some sort of pheromone or something?
Because middle-aged ladies go NUTS up there.
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Or Dorinda has some kinda cray gas leak.
Those are my two theories.
So we pick up right from last week with Ramona doing her repetitive, Are you kidding me?
routine after Bethenny tells her shes not a good friend.
Apparently, the sex scene in question took place on a waterbed.
Nice little piece of trivia.
Then, in true Ramotional fashion, she starts sobbing about her marriage.
Im telling you the pine cones must send out some sort of airborne toxin.
Bethenny finally has had enough and decides shes gonna leave.
Upstairs, Bethenny strips down to a bra and has a convo with Carole about her Ramona fight.
She really likes to strip down for dramatic moments.
Maybe she gets overheated?
But she clearly cools off because in no time shes back downstairs in a big Muppet-esque fur.
She apparently had a little cold medicine coma.
She took Sonja upstairs, managed to avoid Sonja kissing her, and then shoved her into a bed.
Again THE PINE CONE GAS!!!!
Dorinda is clearly immune to the pine cone toxins up in the Berkshires.
Like gurl you are pushing this wedding a tad too far.
Eventually its time for everyone to depart the house of horrors and Dorinda goes to inspect the rooms.
Well, Ramona apparently, like, ripped lighting fixtures off the walls and scratched up the paint job.
Is it possible Ramona is a werewolf?
Thats another theory Id like to start floating.
Back in the city, Tinsley goes to Caroles house for a visit.
Lady Radziwill is showing Tinsley one of the available apartments in her building.
Its certainly lovely but its also $7,100 a month!
Does Tinsley have a job?
That is a hella huge rent check to write.
Also Tinsley is concerned about being downtown because thats really far from where she gets her blowouts.
Both women ponder this as Adam takes photos of the ladies eating a sexy salad.
Bethenny seems super relaxed as her assistants are relaying her daily schedule.
Can you imagine being Bethennys assistant?
Sounds like a blast!
Jill is basically dressed as if she is going as Eileen Davidson during the Hong Kong/Erica Jayne meltdown dinner.
She has a sort of sweater/choker combo going on.
But she looks good and admits she misses the gossip.
Who she doesnt really miss is Ramona.
Jill thinks Singer is unhappy and lonely and wants everyone to feel the same way.
Unfortunately, nothing is mentioned about the status of Zarin Fabrics.
Carole invites everyone to an art opening in which her portrait is one of the major pieces.
Oh also its a nude portrait.
So theres quite a bit of Carole boob work hanging around.
But Ramona still thinks she was in the right.
This is gonna be a loooooong season.
Luann and Tom miss the party but in the next scene are headed to Palm Beach for their wedding.
Luann is listing off things they need to do while Tom plays with his phone.
Luann should just make a run at avoid cities with Regency Hotels.
Those seem to be his sweet spot.
