Dorinda plots revenge on Sonja, and Bethenny’s past movie role surfaces.
This weeksRHONYwas basically one really long dinner.
Or at least that was the only thing of note.
Credit: Bravo
This season is moving slooooooowly.
Someone better catch Tom in another situation or host a bats crazy bra party soon.
So Sonja claims shes over the Dorinda/Berkshires situation and the Luann/Tom engagement but clearly she is not.
Thank God Sonja has Tinsley Mortimer in her life now.
According to Sonja, Tinsley gives good advice and really should be an ambassador.
Then, the pair sit around and look at Sonjas underwear.
You know ambassador-bang out stuff.
While Sonja is nominating Tinsley for the U.N., the rest of the gals are off in the Hamptons.
Dorinda and Luann have dinner with her daughter, Victoria, and complain about Sonja.
Dorinda produces a photo on her phone of Sonja being doggy-styled by a stripper at Luanns bachelorette party.
Carole is staying with Bethenny for the weekend, obvs.
Bethenny then gets some cupping done, which I had no idea involves flames!
Did everyone else know this?
That does not seem pleasant or safe.
Friendship is so fun!
Upon arriving, Bethenny immediately pegs the owner as someone Luann will probably be blowing by midnight.
Ramona arrives first and comes in hot, having just landed from Averys sorority weekend.
Apparently all of Averys friends consider Ramona more another gal pal than a mom.
Um, Id like to see the receipts on that.
She shows Carole and Bethenny a photo of her with Avery.
Bethenny doesnt bother to say how beautiful they both look, which Ramona finds appalling.
Apparently thats how one should always regard photos of Ramona.
Oh how beautiful you are!
Dorinda and Luann arrive last and things seem okay… until Ramona starts talking.
She brings up this movie that Bethenny did years ago where she has a topless scene.
Apparently, its been making the rounds in the gossip columns.
Ramona asks if Brynn has been approached about this, and Bethennys like, No shes 6.
But also Im sort of now obsessed with this movie where Bethenny plays a topless murderer.
Apparently it was calledHollywood Hills, 90028.
Shocked that it didnt become a phenomenon.
Its hard to follow Ramonas train of thought.
It feels real akin to when she and Bethenny walked the Brooklyn Bridge and Ramona just unloaded on her.
I wish there were a Ramona dictionary on my computer.
Then, Luann joins in the fight and agrees that Bethenny is super mean.
Eventually, Bethenny just peaces out after shes called wicked and witch.
Those two words cannot be used in her presence.
The next day, Dorinda, Luann, and Ramona all grab wine at a local vineyard.
Dorinda thinks Sonja has a hard on for her.
Im not really sure any of these ladies understand that term.
That night everyone, except Bethenny, heads for Ramonas house for a dinner party.
And then Sonja arrives… but thankfully shes there with Ambassador Mortimer!
