Bring life back to this season, Dorinda!
Bethenny decides to invite the girls, sans Ramona, to a lunch in the Bronx.
Dorinda comes in hungover from the night before and, quite possibly, still tanked.
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Meanwhile, everyone is sorta dressed nuts.
Bethenny is in a huge fur.
Carole is dressed like a zookeeper.
Tinsley looks like shes having tea on the Upper East Side.
This does not sit well with Dorinda.
Also not sitting well is the copious amount of wine she has imbibed.
She starts basically screaming at Sonja in the middle of the restaurant.
Bethenny has barely had the chance to eat a piece of pizza.
Dorinda claims Sonja is broke and then starts yelling, Clip!
(I hope Dorinda turns this into a single.)
Then she calls Sonja the hostess with the mostess and gestured towards her vagina.
It wasnt exactly ideal lunch conversation.
To cap things off, a passerby tells Carole that she looks like Ivanka Trump or perhaps Melania.
Either way, Radzi aint having it.
To the surprise of no one, Tinsley is in therapy.
Shes still getting over her relationship and her fathers death.
But Im frankly over Housewives and their therapy sessions.
They always feel sorta weird and invasive and sad.
Like, I dont need to be a fly on the wall of Eileen Davidsons emotional breakthroughs.
I only ski Aspen, says Ramona.
That makes them like sisters right?
Luann is def not feeling this convo and storms out.
And with that, were already off to Vermont!
Bethenny actually rented a really nice log cabin.
She and Carole have already arrived and slipped into themed ski sweaters.
Dorinda then shows up, and Bethenny reveals that Ramona sorta apologized to her via text.
Of course, she sent it before it was fully finished.
Lady Medley goes out to retrieve her luggage from her car and realizes shes left it all in Manhattan.
Carole is sorta like, Uh whats goin on gurl?
Or maybe all the dry cleaning fumes from Madame Paulette made her loopy.
How is she going to last a full weekend without multiple fur vests?!?
She forgot all her luggage but empties her purse and finds a mini disco ball.
She rolls with the essentials, obviously.
Ramona finally arrives and is already annoyed.
She also immediately shades the Skinnygirl wine options and prefers something really good.
Theyre bummed that Dorinda has the best bathroom.
But you know whos super upset about the bedroom situation?
She gets there last and has to sleep in the finished basement!
Next to a ping-pong table!
And one of the private chefs used her toilet!
Its all very Aviva-expecting-a-sign-in-St-Barths.
Finally, its time for dinner and time for Tinsley to act nuts.
She starts wiggin out about everyone pressuring her to move out of Sonjas house and figure out her life.
She cant take the pressure!
Theres so much pressure!
Bethenny is sorta like, Get over it lady.
And then Tinsley says, Well, at least your breakup wasnt public.
Bethenny just about sets the house on fire telekinetically and then tells Tinsley to Google her.
Gosh I love Housewives trips!
