(Dios mio, GO BACK TO MEXICO.)

She was pretty squarely on Team Dorinda when Dorinda (I guess?)

derisively thanked Bethenny for the Skinnygirl day (Im still confused about this wasntit a Skinnygirl day?

rhony

Credit: Bravo

Why was this offensive?

You know whos also met him only a little more than once?

Tinsley and already shes talking about marriage.

And thank goodness he was no good, Lu!

Im hoping she goes full-on New York divorcee, meaning way more drinking and falling in bushes.

I was on a mission to make this work, she says, and I did.

Thank you so much.

Over at Sonjas, Ramonas come by to check out her BFFs redecorating.

Tinsleys moved out and Sonja says she misses her.

(Its possible I blacked out and misheard her, but Im pretty sure thats what she said.)

(Tinsley is apparently self-absorbed, Pot said to Kettle.)

Id do cartwheels in that apartment, too.

(You know who didnt forget that his every move is being filmed?

WE SEE YOU, TOM.)

Sonjas late to her party because Frenchie was busy tossing her like a salad.

(Bye again.)