We’ll always have Mexico

Have you guys cued up Boyz II Men?

Because its the end of the road and Im feeling totally emo about it!

(Hearing about Harry Dubin at all is too much.

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I get chills the bad kind every time I see his creepy face.)

Also, Bravo, casting side note: This show needs lesbians.

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Oh, Sonja, I love you so much.

And while were here, lets clarify something: Bethenny did not appear in a porno.

(Actresses, Im guessing, that Ramona likes and respects.)

So can we dispense with the slut shaming, ladies?

So were back to fighting.

(Which, Ill remind you, is still better than Harry Dubins sperm.)

This is purely the Bethenny-Ramona show and truly nobody else needs to be there.

That is until we pivot to the less interesting feud of the season: Sonja vs. Tinsley.

These two really do epitomize the word frenemies.

Listen, Tinsley was not the best houseguest.

Sonja, own that.

She was not great.

(Thatll be $175, c’mon!)

Also: Tinsleys seafoam-green Enchantment Under the Sea dress is growing on me.

AND YAY WERE UP TO THE MEXICO PART!

Where on earth did she get the gall to insist on the best room?)

Life is better in Mexico.

So where does that leave us, friends?