Lets get into it.
The door is open seems to be the operative phase this season.
Remember last week, when Teresa gave that non-answer to her cousins request for reconnection?
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I said my door is open, revealed Rosie of her back-and-forth with Teresa.
She said, My door is open, too.
The three ladies at the Laurita house seem shocked by this news, almost to the point of confusion.
So Teresa wants a relationship?
Isnt that one of lifes simple pleasures?
Hearing juicy gossip while stuffing your face?
Little Joey is running around kicking everything in sight, while Melissa attempts to pull all the luggage together.
Uh oh, we already have dueling stories.
While Kim D. is known for stirring the pot, she does come with a wealth of inside information.
(I know, I hadnoidea how much I needed to know about this either.)
With that juicy news now on the table, its time to head to Vermont!
Everyone gathers at Teresas house to take a party bus to the neighboring state.
Jacqueline jumps in, explaining she feels sorry for the cousins since they believe theres a chance for reconciliation.
Where this door is, well never know, but its been getting a lot of attention.
(First of all, who the hell are you?
Secondly, settle down, amiright?)
This sends Teresa and Melissa into a tailspin, astheybelieve Jacqueline is trying to say Teresas feelings are invalid.
It all seems to make sense at that point, but the feathers have already been ruffled.
Now shes targeting my 21-year-old employee?
If this night wasnt long enough, Jacqueline, Siggy, Robin, and unnamed friend no.
2 stay out by the fire to roast marshmallows and start a whole new brawl.
Robin attempts to confront Jacqueline over some preconceived judgments, but Jacqueline doesnt seem willing to play ball.
I am gonna rage on your ass!
screams Robin, to which Jacqueline responds with, Rage on my ass!
The fight abruptly stops when Melissa and Teresa show up and put an end to it.
Jacqueline calls Robin garbage and then everyone decides to just go to bed.
Everyone wakes up the next morning to pick up the pieces.
Teresa and Melissa decide to hit the slopes to talk about the broken relationship thats building with Jacqueline.
As for this new hanger-on friend, Robin?
It seems the fighting will continue next week and Teresas real loyalties will be tested.
Until then, friends.
