), wearing matching red trucker hats.
Turns out, she had 15 15!
horses when she lived in England, and now she only has two mini ponies.

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Aww, poor baby!
But the first horse she ever had was a birthday present from Ken when she was in her twenties.
He presented it to her in her house during the middle of her party.

Erika had her birthday moment last week, so now its Dorits time to shine.
Shes turning the big 4-0 and PK is throwing her a big party without any help from her.
Oh, these two so modest!
She simply cannot.
What can I say?
Rules are rules, baby.
Finally, we get enough of the car talk/product placement and into some fun with… Erika!
Its time for a rehearsal for Erika Jaynes next hit, Expensive.
Erika seems uncharacteristically uncomfortable with the conservativelewk.
Id watch that for the hair extensions alone.
I mean,Boy Georgeisnt even there!
Sure, soccer star Robbie Keane is in attendance (Im sorry, who?
Oh, an apology from Rinna.
VDP apologizes before we cut to commercial break dramatique!
but ah, she was expressing her condolences for Eileens recently deceased mother.
VDP is all,b-tchplease, I would never apologize to you for anything else.
Our Lisa homecoming is actually quite anticlimactic.
Cue the sweet, sweet sounds of Buddha-inspired techno music, because clearly, thats a thing.