If you select links we provide, we may receive compensation.
I wanted to explore what would happen if that character ended up at a camp for teen activists.
When the head counselor announces a prize for the best activist, the causes turn into competitions.
Credit: A. Melamud
My names Gregor Maravilla.
I dont mean your name, man.
What are you here for?
Point
Right, Id almost forgotten that no one here had names.
So why are you sitting at this table?
You belong at the Hunger and Poverty Table, Unity said.
Or maybe the International Causes Table.
Wait, everyone has grouped up into categories?
When did that happen?
Which Id skipped for my useless visit with Nurse Patrosian.
What are the categories?
Then theres the Miscellaneous Table, or as I like to call them, the weirdos.
Theyre the people who dont belong at any table or in any category because their campaigns are total jokes.
The Miscellaneous Table was only a couple of tables away from ours.
There was the girl Id seen earlier today with the S.P.E.W.
And then theres the Cool Table.
The Cool Table defies categorization.
If anyone at the Cool Table even has a campaign, I dont know what it is.
They are not known by their campaign names.
They are the few and blessed among us who can walk around and answer to their given birth names.
Poe and Win were sitting at the Cool Table.
Unity was rightnobody called Win End Hunger or Poe QUILTBAG.
For some reason even the thought of calling them by their campaign names seemed ridiculous.
Even Balthazar-Adriano, who had the audacity of having two first names, wasnt called by his campaign.
I mean, the guy couldnt even be bothered to have a nickname.
That way I have an excuse to go over there, since we know each other now.
Why do you want to go to the International Table?
Because I want World Peace.
We all want world peace.
Yeah, well, I got dibs.
