EW breaks down the golden retriever’s prowess in each sport.

Well,Air Bud’s Buddy might have something to say about that.

There are two crucial things he’s lacking that are integral to baseball: hands.

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And even two good hands don’t guarantee success just ask the star ofSpace Jam.

I can only imagine the number of favorsJoseph Gordon-Levitt had to call in.

Surprisingly, there isn’t a bidding war over him among the professional teams in every sport.

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Just imagine the millions of treats he could fetch for his services.

And, let’s be honest, he’s kind of a limited player.

He’s short, can’t dribble, a bit out of control, and a tad dirty.

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That being said, he has much better form in his shot than both his owner andShaq.

I’d like to seeDavid Beckhampull that off.

Buddy’s owner Josh (Kevin Zegers) confusedly asks early on in the series' second film.

AIR BUD, Buddy, the golden retriever, playing basketball, 1997.

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Like, ifLeBron Jamescould catch a football, would we be surprised?

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AIR BUD: GOLDEN RETRIEVER, (aka AIR BUD 2), Buddy the dog, 1998. (c)Miramax/courtesy Everett Collec

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