ButPortlandiaisnt the only place where the dream of the 90s is still alive today.
That decade was a big one for comic books.
As a child, Woody was adopted by the super-scientist Derek Henderson and his son Eric.
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But when readers catch up with them again, things arent quite so chummy.
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: This series is intended as a jumping-on point for new readers.
Eric was the straitlaced overachiever, Woody the adopted delinquent.
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Now they have to KLANG their bracelets together every 24 hours or they evaporate into energy.
So no matter how angry they get at each other, theyre joined at the hip.
Okay old fans, youre all secretly my favorites.
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Theyre not on speaking terms Woody shows up every morning, KLANGS, and drives off.
He knew Woodys birth father was still alive, and kept it from him.
So, were all going to find out why, and the consequences of that brotherly betrayal.
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Speaking of betrayals new fans, I know you read this too.
Bold move, youre my favorites now.
Woody is Quantum/Erics adopted brother, but his birth father is still alive.
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In some ways, his drifter father is Woodys possible Ghost of Christmas future.
Actually wait, I think that ghost just shows you a tombstone.
But you get the idea.
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kindly God, I hope everyone knows that was supposed to be self-deprecating.
It is literally a lost art.
The first 12 issues of this series will come with extreme foil covers using foil from the 90s.
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I just wish we could somehow release the new issues on VHS.
