Michael and Lincoln struggle to find their way out of Yemen.
That was me to the fullest during this episode ofPrison Break.
Their chemistry and bond is the biggest reason the series worked when it did.
Credit: Fox
However, theres the matter of the characters named Jacob and Cyclops.
Yes, the one-eyed terrorist is really named Cyclops.
Trust me, I checked.
You give up your mother for cash like that, quips Whip.
Or, if youre Ja, you spend that much on Freddie Mercurys ashes.
Im really embarrassed its taken me this long to acknowledge that Ja is played by Rick Yune, a.k.a.
Johnny Tran, the villain fromThe Fast and the Furious.
I somehow referenced the franchise in two of the first four recaps and never mentioned Yune.
My status as No.
1Fast and Furiousfan is officially in jeopardy.
The boys duck into an abandoned building to hide and figure out a plan.
Signed, the audience.
Michael Scofield had to die, shares Michael, going full third person.
That was part of the deal I made.
So I gave in, he reveals.
Everything I did, I did for family.
For you, for Sara, for Mike.
Sure doesnt seem like any flights will be taking off from here.
Despite Shebas insistence they find another option, C-Note wont leave without Michael and Lincoln.
Fox River 8 for life!
C-Note follows him, and they both get cornered on the tarmac by soldiers.
Very cliche, but I love it!
Now, the moment literally nobody has been waiting for Cyclops big episode.
Youll recognize him as the guy who attempted to rape Sheba and got his ass kicked by Lincoln.
Hell show them, though!
Cyclops channelsChazz Palminteri inThe Usual Suspects, deciding all the evidence leads to the train station.
Not sure what evidence he had, but dont underestimate Cyclops… And… Cyclops was right on the bullsEYE.
The guys attempt at blending in at the train station goes about as poorly as it could.
Michaels answer to the train station not working is to find another train station, despite Lincolns continued protests.
Just like Fox River, remember?
Im sure it sounds vaguely familiar to him.
the horse who got them this far.
The man has proven to be right a time or two.
We finally pick back up with Sara, and shes still running.
Luckily, shes made it Jacobs parents house to grab MJ.
No need to be concerned, though; hes got a perfectly dumb explanation for it.
She aint buying what hes selling and speeds off.
Jacob seems to have a secret weapon to win Sara back Heather.
All indications are that shes Saras best friend.
Yet shes a little too #TeamJacob.
The only plausible explanation is shes carrying over her past allegiances for Taylor Lautner.
Im assuming its not so he can turn himself in.
It turns out theres a lineup the police would like her to look at.
Van Gogh and A&W are both in it, and she quickly identifies them.
We get it bro, youre rich.
Sara falls for it and hugs her husband (insert throwing up gif).
Whose been taking care of you through everything?
asks Michael, insinuating his protege still has a big role to play.
Youre still my whip hand.
The heart-to-heart is abruptly ended by Cyclops smashing his car into theirs.
The only scary-ish movies I watch are theScreamfranchise, and even I know to never split up.
Lincoln and Whip are determined to get out, while Michael and Sid are pretty defeated.
Michael is the opposite of a champion right now, reliving his past errors.
I made a lot of mistakes.
Every one of them I made for love.
Itll be fun, declares Lincoln.
Ive always wanted a crack at these bastards.
Most kids dream of playing professional sports, but hey, admirable goal.
Jas still getting his Freddie Mercury on, which turns out to be all part of his master plan.
Ja truly is a champion.
Meanwhile,Ja Rule, not so much.
On the way out of the hospital, Michael is finally ready to cede the decision making to Lincoln.
Unfortunately, Sid was stabbed during the fight and dies.
I mean, you could beat him up and survive.
They leave Cyclops alive for some reason and head for the airport.
C-Notes pilot is getting pretty antsy, and even Sheba suggests they should go before theyre spotted.
But C-Note refuses to abandon his friends, deciding they will wait another five minutes.
The pilot literally doesnt wait five seconds to start up the plane to take off.
Lucky for him, Lincoln calls and tells C-Note to leave without them.
Well work something out.
Weve been through worse, he says, kind of underestimating the situation a tad.
They run for it… again.
What transportation will they try next?
What did you think?
Was this episode as frustrating for you as it was for me?
