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This is being watched live by millions of people in 225 countries that now hate us, Kimmel said.
Meryl Streep has phoned it in from more than 50 films over the course of her lackluster career.
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The host then asked Streep to stand and take a bow, leading to a standing ovation.
Candy Falls From the Sky and the Stars Love It
Stars get hungry at awards shows.
(Its a thing.)
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Delighted, actors like Taraji P. Henson and Michelle Williams opened their bags immediately.
Next year, Kimmel quipped, we should give out awards this way.
He repeated the gag later in the night, askingLionstar Sunny Pawar if he wanted more candy.
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Theres one place that all the people with the greatest potential are gathered, she told the audience.
One place, and thats the graveyard.
People ask me all the time: What kind of stories do you want to tell, Viola?
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And I say, exhume those bodies.
The stories of the people who dream big and never saw those dreams to fruition.
People who fell in love and lost.
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Sure enough, the non-celebrities were shocked to be led into a room full of their favorite actors.
but hey, its not the fans fault they wanted to stick around.
One couple even floated above the rest.
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I wasnt trying to be funny.
Im still not sure this was real, she says.
Good news is we got to see some extra speeches, he said.
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I knew I would screw this show up, I really did…
I promise Ill never come back.
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