So its smart on the part of the inmates that demand No.

1 is: Replace all current guards with properly trained ones.

Its actually a great PR move for them, and we all know thats all they really care about.

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Plus, Humphrey is just sitting in the hallway in a chair with a penis drawn on his forehead.

Second, Piper has the gall to say during dinner, I like how calm it is in here.

I think everything is going to be okay.

OMG, SHUT UP, PIPER.

At first, the presence of Linda in the prison seemed like a good idea from a storytelling standpoint.

Im curious how you, dear readers, feel about it.

Is anyone really that surprised?

Did the flashback illuminate things about Linda that are important to the present-day story?

), which we already know enough about her not to be surprised by.

And can we all just take a moment to appreciate her amazing bunker under the prison?!

But this episode kinda biffed it with the flashback.