So yeah, shes hardcore.
But when she stops for a swim, she gets covered in leeches.
Welcome to Litchfield 2.0, she declares.
Credit: Jojo Whilden/Netflix
Still busted ass, but getting better by the minute.
MCC probably wont be too happy when that photo hits the web.
We were supposed to be hamster with a burrito, Taystee muses.
Instead, were nothing but sideboob.
Taystee eventually breaks down, frustrated and heartsick and tired of people not caring about her friends death.
With all of the doctors and medical staff gone, Sophia is still helping Adarsh out in the clinic.
(Remember, hes the guard who tried to force Suzanne to fight for his own amusement.)
Odds & ends
Red: We Russians have no proverbs.
We have vodka and misery.
Wait… that was a proverb.
Maritza and Flaca have officially dubbed themselves Flaritza.
And I intend to keep this 1-percent neck.
I had it contoured last January after Carluccio told me that it had more rings than a Swiss roll.
But I told him he looked like a manscaped scrotum, which is less poetic, but extremely apt.
