Season 4s cliffhanger ending found Daya picking up the loaded gun and pointing it directly at Humphrey.
As Morello succinctly puts it, Its like a party, except terrifying.
After the hell that Piscatella put her through last season, Red deserves a little laugh at Piscatellas expense.
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He cant bring himself to say that she was murdered, but Taystee does.
Boo and Pennsatucky are holed up in the commissary, which is probably the best place to be.
After all, there are Twizzlers there.
Boo even shows off her best Billy CrystalPrincess Brideimpersonation with a jolly Have fun storming the castle!
But before long, they find MCC employee Linda Ferguson hiding in the bathroom.
Soso is in the library, still devastated by the loss of Poussey.
Which, ew, but also, points for creativity.
She eventually manages to cut the alarm, but she also cuts off power to the entire prison.
Zirconia, stealing Lindas high heels: Shoes we can use as weapons, but not to wear.
