Happy belated New Year, Oncers, and welcome back to Sunday nights most insane hour of television.

In the winter of 1990?

Anyway, as shes about to burnThe Ugly Duckling, a young man stops her.

Regina is bad news here because shes the Evil Queen, so they hide before Henry finds them.

Lurking in the forest, Emma finds Pinocchio and the two reunite.

When Emma explains the situation, Pinocchio agrees to help a girl out.

Shes looking for help in regard to a wardrobe… just like that one that saved Emmas life.

But Regina has questions about Robin that she needs answered.

And when he does, hell travel to the land that is under the rule of the Black Fairy.

Its all very complicated.

Regina goes back to the first place she ever saw Robin, and there he sits!

But when she walks in, everyone freaks out because…

But as they talk about Emmas Savior-ship, a familiar face appears, and he haslet.

Its our boy Hook, and that dreamy hair and body are… um, different.

In the forest, Rumple finds Gideon retreating to think about his fate.

He starts to do it, but Gideon says that he doesnt need Rumples help.

Theyre interrupted when the Sheriff of Nottingham asks for help and is pulled away.

Not even top 10.

NEXT: Two entered, but… three may leave?

We scoot back to the alternate world to find that Rumple has locked up Regina and Robin again.

Can you even imagine?

Regina explains that real Robin loved his friends and family… and Regina.

Robin breaks out pretty easily, setting them both free.

But when she looks down and finds a chest, she discovers it has her name on it.

And here we are, with Pinocchio saving Emma with the story again.

And THATS when we flash back again and realize that young boy from Emmas past was Pinocchio!

So they return to the woods and Pinocchio ~believes in himself~ and guess what?

The tree and tools are magical again.

Praise magic (but you know… in an appropriate way)!

Anyway, that dreamboat of a woodworker does the impossible and makes a new magic cupboard.

But then theres a second boom, and guess what?

Were all yelling together.

Anyway, shows not over, so lets keep going.

Emma is walking through the street with her Savior sword when she comes across Gideon.

Gideon knocks Emmas sword away and everyone except for Snow rushes into the street.

Gideon says hell still kill Emma and disappears, leaving Henry and the gang pretty jazzed.

We end with a thoughtful conversation between Belle and Rumple about their son, who has absolutely gone WILD.