Not if her first name is Snow.
Snow wakes up in the middle of the night, stuck out in the woods.
Of course, the Evil Queen has brought her there, commenting that sleeping Snow is her favorite snow.
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But this isnt Snows perfect day, according to the Evil Queen its hers.
She wants Snows heart, but shes not going to take it.
The Evil Queen goes homesupercheerful and tells Zelena about her and Golds deal.
We flash back to Snows past, where shes trying to peddle off a family heirloom.
She gets three coppers for it and runs back into the forest.
But when she runs into Blue Fairy in the forest, shes already in danger.
She tells Blue she has to leave, hop on a boat, and get out of reach.
Elsewhere, David is also leaving home to find a buyer for the family farm.
He is the Woodcutter who went after Snow.
And now, with all shes been through, shes had to sell it to escape the Enchanted Forest.
Regina cooks up a plan, sending a note to Zelena via crow.
A bed of lies.
GOOD PUN, ZELENA.
She attempts to stop Zelena, but Zelena is having none of this.
Thats when Gold provides the note which, of course, the Evil Queen doesnt remember writing.
Flashing back, the Woodcutter gives David a drink that knocks him out.
He uses Davids dog as a decoy and immediately runs to Snow.
Naturally, that leads the Woodcutter directly to Snow.
Elsewhere in Storybrooke, the Blue Fairy points David and Snow towards the magical sapling.
He tells her, Theyre going to find that baby magic little tree thing and beat the Evil Queen.
Emmas tremors stop, Im crying, and I just wish magic was real, ya know?
Good thing it is in the Enchanted Forest!
David wakes from the Woodcutters spell just in time to find Snow locked up in the Woodcutters trailer.
Snow asks what it is, and they realize its the epitome of true, pure love.
But the Evil Queen appears to zap it out of Snows hands and destroy it.
LADY DESTROYED THE TRUE LOVE SAPLING.
Feeling pretty defeated, Snow and David weigh their options, knowing they cant let the town die.
And with that, we flash back to the Enchanted Forest to see the Woodcutter attacking David.
He slams a hole into the trailer, allowing Snow to hold his hand back while David stabs him.
He gives her the key, but hes not interested in leaving quite yet.
He wants to know why shes out in the forest and she wants to know about him, too.
And thats when she says, Knowing you believe in me means Im not alone.
But instead of crushing them, the Evil Queen wants to pass on the pain of being alone.
She shoves their hearts back into their bodies and Snow falls over with a sleeping curse.
Gold loves the sonogram Belle left for him, but Belle isnt interested in that anymore.
Shes not interested in his dealings with the Evil Queen, either.
Shedoes, however, have a problem about those shears he traded for.
She clues him inreal hardthat he wont be using them on their son, because his future ishis.
In another world, she did a z-snap and sashayed out even harder than she did this episode.
We arent worthy of Belle, yall.
As for Gold, he has a hit out for Zelena more so than ever before.
As the episodes comes to a close, David goes on the chase for Snow.
When he finds her, shes in the same glass case she was in before.
Snow wakes up from the curse, but David falls asleep in her place.
Again, I repeat, can a girl catch a break?
Not if your name is Snow.
